But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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