I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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