Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Are we still banned from the library?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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