i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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