Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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