haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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