Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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