Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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