i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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