Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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