The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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