its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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