Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He felt like a one man threesome
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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