I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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