I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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