I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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