so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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