its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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