I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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