So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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