Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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