would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
