walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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