I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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