so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize