Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
how drunk are you?
Several
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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