That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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