He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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