At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I wish there were birth control emojis
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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