I think im going to throw up on grandma
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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