I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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