he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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