i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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