don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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