things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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