As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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