he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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