if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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