Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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