Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Farmville is her only friend.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just found a bag of teeth...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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