so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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