You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
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The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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