in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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