We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
