did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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