...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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