The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you never un-have a 4some
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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