i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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