I showed him my bush... on skype.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When did angry sex become our thing?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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