I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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