who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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