I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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