I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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