Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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