Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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