He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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